Sonya Isaacs

[Michael Stevens]

Does anyone know if Sonya Isaacs is married? A friend of mine says she
is,but I say she isn't.I am really not sure though.It doesn't make any
difference either way,just curious. I love The Issacs. Just wish they
would come to my area.They have not been in my area in many years.I did
get to see them in 2003 at a Gaither concert about 100 miles away.
Thank you,
Michael

[David Bruce Murray]

Post by Michael Stevens
Does anyone know if Sonya Isaacs is married?

She was married to Tim Surrett, but they have divorced.

Clarence Grigsby, David Stuart and me have submitted applications for the
position, but so far she hasn't returned any of our phone calls.

David Bruce Murray

[Jr.]

Post by David Bruce Murray

Post by Michael Stevens
Does anyone know if Sonya Isaacs is married?

She was married to Tim Surrett, but they have divorced.
Clarence Grigsby, David Stuart and me have submitted applications for the
position, but so far she hasn't returned any of our phone calls.
David Bruce Murray

Yes, and if the story is true among other issues that Sonya and Tim had was
her insisting on doing a Country-Western album that Tim was dead set
against.
She went ahead and he went away.

[G***@wmconnect.com]

Post by David Bruce Murray

Post by Michael Stevens
Does anyone know if Sonya Isaacs is married?

She was married to Tim Surrett, but they have divorced.
Clarence Grigsby, David Stuart and me have submitted applications for the
position, but so far she hasn't returned any of our phone calls.
David Bruce Murray

Yes, and if the story is  true among other issues that Sonya and Tim had was
her insisting on doing a Country-Western album that Tim was dead set
against.
She went ahead and he went away.

I've heard that, but never from a reliable source.

[G***@wmconnect.com]

On Mar 17, 8:58 pm, "David Bruce Murray"

Post by David Bruce Murray

Post by Michael Stevens
Does anyone know if Sonya Isaacs is married?

She was married to Tim Surrett, but they have divorced.
Clarence Grigsby, David Stuart and me have submitted applications for the
position, but so far she hasn't returned any of our phone calls.
David Bruce Murray

That's what's referred to as "common sense" in some circles.

Actually, I'm not interested. She does the emcee work for the group
and that's too close to being a woman preacher for my taste. :-)

[Michael Stevens]

Oh,by the way Paula White is my favorite TV preacher and she is a woman.
Thank You,
Michael

[Jr.]

Post by Michael Stevens
Oh,by the way Paula White is my favorite TV preacher and she is a woman.
Thank You,
Michael

And where in the Bible does it mention ordaining women as preachers?
Women can speak but should not preach.

[G***@wmconnect.com]

Post by Jr.

Post by Michael Stevens
Thank You,
Michael

And where in the Bible does it mention ordaining women as preachers?
Women can speak but should not preach.

If I want to hear a woman preach, I'll call my mom and tell her that
I'm dating an exotic dancer.

LOL

[G***@wmconnect.com]

Post by Jr.

Post by Michael Stevens
Thank You,
Michael

And where in the Bible does it mention ordaining women as preachers?
Women can speak but should not preach.

Paul said that women were to keep silent in church. I wish that he'd
added about 80% of the men while he was on the subject. :-)

[Willy]

Post by Michael Stevens
Paula White is my favorite TV preacher and she is a woman.

Post by Michael Stevens
Thank You,
Michael

And where in the Bible does it mention ordaining women as preachers?
Women can speak but should not preach.

Paul said that women were to keep silent in church. I wish that he'd
added about 80% of the men while he was on the subject. :-)


Okay, we're all being off topic here... but I just HAD to throw in my two
cents.

have any of you ever stopped to consider that the entire Bible is HEAVILY
male dominant, and that is the result of the fact that during the times
scripture was written, women were considered second rate citizens 'at
best'... so is it any wonder that women were ordered to remain silent.
Heaven forbid they upstage one of the superior "men" in the gathering.

Willy

[B***@gmail.com]

Post by Jr.

Post by Michael Stevens
Thank You,
Michael

And where in the Bible does it mention ordaining women as preachers?
Women can speak but should not preach.

Yeah.... Let's keep them barefoot and pregnant. God forbid they could
ever vote. We'll keep them in the nursery, let them rock the babies,
but for goodness sake, don't let them utter a word that might lead
someone to Jesus. Since they don't posess a p***s, they aren't
suitable to proclaim the word of God.

. . . . and for those of you that don't understand and appreciate
sarcasm, don't even attempt to respond to my comment.

[CJB]

*pulls up a chair*

CJB

Post by Michael Stevens
Paula White is my favorite TV preacher and she is a woman.

Post by Michael Stevens
Thank You,
Michael

And where in the Bible does it mention ordaining women as preachers?
Women can speak but should not preach.

Yeah.... Let's keep them barefoot and pregnant. God forbid they could
ever vote. We'll keep them in the nursery, let them rock the babies,
but for goodness sake, don't let them utter a word that might lead
someone to Jesus. Since they don't posess a p***s, they aren't
suitable to proclaim the word of God.

. . . . and for those of you that don't understand and appreciate
sarcasm, don't even attempt to respond to my comment.

[Jr.]

Post by CJB
*pulls up a chair*
CJB

Post by Michael Stevens
Paula White is my favorite TV preacher and she is a woman.

Post by Michael Stevens
Thank You,
Michael

And where in the Bible does it mention ordaining women as preachers?
Women can speak but should not preach.

Yeah.... Let's keep them barefoot and pregnant. God forbid they could
ever vote. We'll keep them in the nursery, let them rock the babies,
but for goodness sake, don't let them utter a word that might lead
someone to Jesus. Since they don't posess a p***s, they aren't
suitable to proclaim the word of God.
. . . . and for those of you that don't understand and appreciate
sarcasm, don't even attempt to respond to my comment.

And where in the Bible does it mention ordaining women as preachers?(James,
I knew this would get the juices flowing) LOL

[Jr.]

Post by CJB
*pulls up a chair*
CJB

Post by Michael Stevens
Paula White is my favorite TV preacher and she is a woman.

Post by Michael Stevens
Thank You,
Michael

And where in the Bible does it mention ordaining women as preachers?
Women can speak but should not preach.

Yeah.... Let's keep them barefoot and pregnant. God forbid they could
ever vote. We'll keep them in the nursery, let them rock the babies,
but for goodness sake, don't let them utter a word that might lead
someone to Jesus. Since they don't posess a p***s, they aren't
suitable to proclaim the word of God.

Now that argument doesn't hold water.
CJB - you mean to tell me John Bobbitt cannot be a preacher anymore? LOL

[CJB]

Post by Jr.

Post by CJB
*pulls up a chair*
CJB

Post by Michael Stevens
Paula White is my favorite TV preacher and she is a woman.

Post by Michael Stevens
Thank You,
Michael

And where in the Bible does it mention ordaining women as preachers?
Women can speak but should not preach.

Yeah.... Let's keep them barefoot and pregnant. God forbid they could
ever vote. We'll keep them in the nursery, let them rock the babies,
but for goodness sake, don't let them utter a word that might lead
someone to Jesus. Since they don't posess a p***s, they aren't
suitable to proclaim the word of God.

Now that argument doesn't hold water.
CJB - you mean to tell me John Bobbitt cannot be a preacher anymore? LOL

I'm just an innocent observer. In fact, the Swiss have contacted me asking
me to defect to their country.

CJB

[G***@wmconnect.com]

Post by Jr.

Post by CJB
*pulls up a chair*
CJB

Post by Michael Stevens
Paula White is my favorite TV preacher and she is a woman.

Post by Michael Stevens
Thank You,
Michael

And where in the Bible does it mention ordaining women as preachers?
Women can speak but should not preach.

Yeah.... Let's keep them barefoot and pregnant.  God forbid they could
ever vote.  We'll keep them in the nursery, let them rock the babies,
but for goodness sake, don't let them utter a word that might lead
someone to Jesus.  Since they don't posess a p***s, they aren't
suitable to proclaim the word of God.

Now that argument doesn't hold water.
CJB - you mean to tell me John Bobbitt cannot be a preacher anymore? LOL

I'm just an innocent observer.  In fact, the Swiss have contacted me asking
me to defect to their country.
CJB- Hide quoted text -
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You're staying out of a fight? Are you sure that you're Independent
Baptist? :-)

[CJB]

Post by Jr.

Post by CJB
*pulls up a chair*
CJB

Post by Michael Stevens
Paula White is my favorite TV preacher and she is a woman.

Post by Michael Stevens
Thank You,
Michael

And where in the Bible does it mention ordaining women as preachers?
Women can speak but should not preach.

Yeah.... Let's keep them barefoot and pregnant. God forbid they could
ever vote. We'll keep them in the nursery, let them rock the babies,
but for goodness sake, don't let them utter a word that might lead
someone to Jesus. Since they don't posess a p***s, they aren't
suitable to proclaim the word of God.

Now that argument doesn't hold water.
CJB - you mean to tell me John Bobbitt cannot be a preacher anymore? LOL

I'm just an innocent observer. In fact, the Swiss have contacted me asking
me to defect to their country.
CJB- Hide quoted text -
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You're staying out of a fight? Are you sure that you're Independent
Baptist? :-)



Man, you're pickin a fight now... :P

CJB

[G***@wmconnect.com]

Post by G***@wmconnect.com

Post by Jr.

Post by CJB
*pulls up a chair*
CJB

Post by Michael Stevens
Paula White is my favorite TV preacher and she is a woman.

Post by Michael Stevens
Thank You,
Michael

And where in the Bible does it mention ordaining women as preachers?
Women can speak but should not preach.

Yeah.... Let's keep them barefoot and pregnant. God forbid they could
ever vote. We'll keep them in the nursery, let them rock the babies,
but for goodness sake, don't let them utter a word that might lead
someone to Jesus. Since they don't posess a p***s, they aren't
suitable to proclaim the word of God.

Now that argument doesn't hold water.
CJB - you mean to tell me John Bobbitt cannot be a preacher anymore? LOL

I'm just an innocent observer. In fact, the Swiss have contacted me asking
me to defect to their country.
CJB- Hide quoted text -
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You're staying out of a fight? Are you sure that you're Independent
Baptist? :-)
Man, you're pickin a fight now... :P
CJB- Hide quoted text -
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That's more like it! :-) I was fixin' to git concerned!

[CJB]

Post by G***@wmconnect.com

Post by Jr.

Post by CJB
*pulls up a chair*
CJB

Post by Michael Stevens
way
Paula White is my favorite TV preacher and she is a woman.

Post by Michael Stevens
Thank You,
Michael

And where in the Bible does it mention ordaining women as preachers?
Women can speak but should not preach.

Yeah.... Let's keep them barefoot and pregnant. God forbid they could
ever vote. We'll keep them in the nursery, let them rock the babies,
but for goodness sake, don't let them utter a word that might lead
someone to Jesus. Since they don't posess a p***s, they aren't
suitable to proclaim the word of God.

Now that argument doesn't hold water.
CJB - you mean to tell me John Bobbitt cannot be a preacher anymore? LOL

I'm just an innocent observer. In fact, the Swiss have contacted me asking
me to defect to their country.
CJB- Hide quoted text -
- Show quoted text -

You're staying out of a fight? Are you sure that you're Independent
Baptist? :-)
Man, you're pickin a fight now... :P
CJB- Hide quoted text -
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That's more like it! :-) I was fixin' to git concerned!


It's not that I'm not willing to fight, it's that:
a. I've learned not to cast pearls before swine (that sure sounds
insulting, and I don't mean it to be.) I just mean that I've lost interest
in fighting with people, because fighting with them never convinces them.
b. I'm trying not to go back to the days when I majored on minors and
was rough or abusive to good people. I'm a slow learner, but finally have
had a measure of humility forced upon me. You sometimes learn by hardship
when you fail to learn by other means.

I'd rather build up through instruction than bludgeon by instigation. I've
too often beat on people just so I could have that feeling of superiority
that "I'm right." Too many pyrrhic victories.

CJB

[G***@wmconnect.com]

Post by G***@wmconnect.com

Post by Jr.

Post by CJB
*pulls up a chair*
CJB

Post by Michael Stevens
way
Paula White is my favorite TV preacher and she is a woman.

Post by Michael Stevens
Thank You,
Michael

And where in the Bible does it mention ordaining women as preachers?
Women can speak but should not preach.

Yeah.... Let's keep them barefoot and pregnant. God forbid they could
ever vote. We'll keep them in the nursery, let them rock the babies,
but for goodness sake, don't let them utter a word that might lead
someone to Jesus. Since they don't posess a p***s, they aren't
suitable to proclaim the word of God.

Now that argument doesn't hold water.
CJB - you mean to tell me John Bobbitt cannot be a preacher anymore? LOL

I'm just an innocent observer. In fact, the Swiss have contacted me asking
me to defect to their country.
CJB- Hide quoted text -
- Show quoted text -

You're staying out of a fight? Are you sure that you're Independent
Baptist? :-)
Man, you're pickin a fight now... :P
CJB- Hide quoted text -
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That's more like it!  :-) I was fixin' to git concerned!
    a.  I've learned not to cast pearls before swine (that sure sounds
insulting, and I don't mean it to be.)  I just mean that I've lost interest
in fighting with people, because fighting with them never convinces them.
      b.  I'm trying not to go back to the days when I majored on minors and
was rough or abusive to good people.  I'm a slow learner, but finally have
had a measure of humility forced upon me.  You sometimes learn by hardship
when you fail to learn by other means.
I'd rather build up through instruction than bludgeon by instigation.  I've
too often beat on people just so I could have that feeling of superiority
that "I'm right."  Too many pyrrhic victories.
CJB- Hide quoted text -
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I know exactly what you mean. A few years ago, I would have been
making 3,000 word posts about why women shouldn't be in the pulpit.
Now, for the most part, I just try to stay out of the big fights. I
try, don't always succeed.

[CJB]

Post by G***@wmconnect.com

Post by Jr.

Post by CJB
*pulls up a chair*
CJB

Post by Michael Stevens
way
Paula White is my favorite TV preacher and she is a woman.

Post by Michael Stevens
Thank You,
Michael

And where in the Bible does it mention ordaining women as preachers?
Women can speak but should not preach.

Yeah.... Let's keep them barefoot and pregnant. God forbid they could
ever vote. We'll keep them in the nursery, let them rock the babies,
but for goodness sake, don't let them utter a word that might lead
someone to Jesus. Since they don't posess a p***s, they aren't
suitable to proclaim the word of God.

Now that argument doesn't hold water.
CJB - you mean to tell me John Bobbitt cannot be a preacher anymore? LOL

I'm just an innocent observer. In fact, the Swiss have contacted me asking
me to defect to their country.
CJB- Hide quoted text -
- Show quoted text -

You're staying out of a fight? Are you sure that you're Independent
Baptist? :-)
Man, you're pickin a fight now... :P
CJB- Hide quoted text -
- Show quoted text -

That's more like it! :-) I was fixin' to git concerned!
a. I've learned not to cast pearls before swine (that sure sounds
insulting, and I don't mean it to be.) I just mean that I've lost interest
in fighting with people, because fighting with them never convinces them.
b. I'm trying not to go back to the days when I majored on minors and
was rough or abusive to good people. I'm a slow learner, but finally have
had a measure of humility forced upon me. You sometimes learn by hardship
when you fail to learn by other means.
I'd rather build up through instruction than bludgeon by instigation. I've
too often beat on people just so I could have that feeling of superiority
that "I'm right." Too many pyrrhic victories.
CJB- Hide quoted text -
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I know exactly what you mean. A few years ago, I would have been
making 3,000 word posts about why women shouldn't be in the pulpit.
Now, for the most part, I just try to stay out of the big fights. I
try, don't always succeed.




Well, you know me. You've seen me in action before. Finally I've learned I
just have to let a lot of things go. Some things are not worth even
elevating your blood pressure over.

CJB

[Willy]

Post by G***@wmconnect.com

Post by Jr.

Post by CJB
*pulls up a chair*
CJB

Post by Michael Stevens
way
Paula White is my favorite TV preacher and she is a woman.

Post by Michael Stevens
Thank You,
Michael

And where in the Bible does it mention ordaining women as preachers?
Women can speak but should not preach.

Yeah.... Let's keep them barefoot and pregnant. God forbid they could
ever vote. We'll keep them in the nursery, let them rock the babies,
but for goodness sake, don't let them utter a word that might lead
someone to Jesus. Since they don't posess a p***s, they aren't
suitable to proclaim the word of God.

Now that argument doesn't hold water.
CJB - you mean to tell me John Bobbitt cannot be a preacher anymore? LOL

I'm just an innocent observer. In fact, the Swiss have contacted me asking
me to defect to their country.
CJB- Hide quoted text -
- Show quoted text -

You're staying out of a fight? Are you sure that you're Independent
Baptist? :-)
Man, you're pickin a fight now... :P
CJB- Hide quoted text -
- Show quoted text -

That's more like it! :-) I was fixin' to git concerned!
a. I've learned not to cast pearls before swine (that sure sounds
insulting, and I don't mean it to be.) I just mean that I've lost interest
in fighting with people, because fighting with them never convinces them.
b. I'm trying not to go back to the days when I majored on minors and
was rough or abusive to good people. I'm a slow learner, but finally have
had a measure of humility forced upon me. You sometimes learn by hardship
when you fail to learn by other means.
I'd rather build up through instruction than bludgeon by instigation. I've
too often beat on people just so I could have that feeling of superiority
that "I'm right." Too many pyrrhic victories.
CJB- Hide quoted text -
- Show quoted text -

I know exactly what you mean. A few years ago, I would have been
making 3,000 word posts about why women shouldn't be in the pulpit.
Now, for the most part, I just try to stay out of the big fights. I
try, don't always succeed.

Me too Griggs... in fact I think me and you have had a round or two in years
gone by, but the last year or so I've been laying low and keeping my mouth
shut. And I have a lot less stress when I read the newsgroup these days!!!
lol

Willy

[G***@wmconnect.com]

Post by Jr.

Post by Michael Stevens
Thank You,
Michael

And where in the Bible does it mention ordaining women as preachers?
Women can speak but should not preach.

Yeah.... Let's keep them barefoot and pregnant.  God forbid they could
ever vote.  We'll keep them in the nursery, let them rock the babies,
but for goodness sake, don't let them utter a word that might lead
someone to Jesus.  Since they don't posess a p***s, they aren't
suitable to proclaim the word of God.
 . . . . and for those of you that don't understand and appreciate
sarcasm, don't even attempt to respond to my comment.

Poor straw man. He might die from that beating.

You didn't answer Paul's question.

[James Moore]

Post by G***@wmconnect.com

Post by Jr.

Post by Michael Stevens
Thank You,
Michael

And where in the Bible does it mention ordaining women as preachers?
Women can speak but should not preach.

Yeah.... Let's keep them barefoot and pregnant.  God forbid they could
ever vote.  We'll keep them in the nursery, let them rock the babies,
but for goodness sake, don't let them utter a word that might lead
someone to Jesus.  Since they don't posess a p***s, they aren't
suitable to proclaim the word of God.
 . . . . and for those of you that don't understand and appreciate
sarcasm, don't even attempt to respond to my comment.

Poor straw man. He might die from that beating.
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What was Pauls question?

James

[Jr.]

Post by G***@wmconnect.com

Post by Michael Stevens
Paula White is my favorite TV preacher and she is a woman.

Post by Michael Stevens
Thank You,
Michael

And where in the Bible does it mention ordaining women as preachers?
Women can speak but should not preach.

Yeah.... Let's keep them barefoot and pregnant. God forbid they could
ever vote. We'll keep them in the nursery, let them rock the babies,
but for goodness sake, don't let them utter a word that might lead
someone to Jesus. Since they don't posess a p***s, they aren't
suitable to proclaim the word of God.
. . . . and for those of you that don't understand and appreciate
sarcasm, don't even attempt to respond to my comment.

Poor straw man. He might die from that beating.
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What was Pauls question?

James

And where in the Bible does it mention ordaining women as preachers?

[James Moore]

Post by James Moore

Post by G***@wmconnect.com

Post by Michael Stevens
Paula White is my favorite TV preacher and she is a woman.

Post by Michael Stevens
Thank You,
Michael

And where in the Bible does it mention ordaining women as preachers?
Women can speak but should not preach.

Yeah.... Let's keep them barefoot and pregnant. God forbid they could
ever vote. We'll keep them in the nursery, let them rock the babies,
but for goodness sake, don't let them utter a word that might lead
someone to Jesus. Since they don't posess a p***s, they aren't
suitable to proclaim the word of God.
. . . . and for those of you that don't understand and appreciate
sarcasm, don't even attempt to respond to my comment.

Poor straw man. He might die from that beating.
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What was Pauls question?
James
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Paul, I may be wasting my time on this because I know we aren`t going
to agree-and I think you know that too, which is maybe why you ask me
specfically. So I really don`t know whether my pastor is ordained or
not, but she is a fine woman of God. I read that There are almost
4,000 licensed and ordained women in the Assemblies of God.

In 1984, the Southern Baptist Convention adopted a resolution saying
the Bible "excludes women from pastoral leadership." Like many things
adopted by this Convention, the resolution was almost meaningless. In
a September 1993 meeting of the SBC Executive Committee, a measure to
expel congregations for ordaining women was rejected unanimously. The
Fall 1997 edition of Folio, the newsletter of Baptist Women in
Ministry, reported that there are 1,225 ordained Southern Baptist
women. Roughly 200 of the ordained women serve as pastors and
associate pastors.

You can deceide whether these verses excludes women or not.

Num. 11:29 And Moses said unto him, Enviest thou for my sake? would
God that all the LORD's people were prophets, and that the LORD would
put his spirit upon them!

Acts 10:34 Then Peter opened his mouth, and said, Of a truth I
perceive that God is no respecter of persons:

Gal. 3:28 There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither bond nor
free, there is neither male nor female: for ye are all one in Christ
Jesus.

Romans 2:11 For there is no respect of persons with God.

Acts 2:4 And they were all filled with the Holy Ghost, and began to
speak with other tongues, as the Spirit gave them utterance.-(notce
the word ALL)

Acts 2:17 & 18 And it shall come to pass in the last days, saith God,
I will pour out of my Spirit upon all flesh: and your sons and your
daughters shall prophesy, and your young men shall see visions, and
your old men shall dream dreams:

18 And on my servants and on my handmaidens I will pour out in those
days of my Spirit; and they shall prophesy:

Now you surely will have questions about this post, but if so ask
someone else-you might ask Pastor Dan, I think he is very
knowledgeable. I hope I`ve helped and I hope I haven`t just wasted my
time because I have the feeling this is leading to a topic I do not
intend to post on AMGS.

James

[Jr.]

Post by James Moore

Post by James Moore

Post by G***@wmconnect.com

Post by Michael Stevens
way
Paula White is my favorite TV preacher and she is a woman.

Post by Michael Stevens
Thank You,
Michael

And where in the Bible does it mention ordaining women as preachers?
Women can speak but should not preach.

Yeah.... Let's keep them barefoot and pregnant. God forbid they could
ever vote. We'll keep them in the nursery, let them rock the babies,
but for goodness sake, don't let them utter a word that might lead
someone to Jesus. Since they don't posess a p***s, they aren't
suitable to proclaim the word of God.
. . . . and for those of you that don't understand and appreciate
sarcasm, don't even attempt to respond to my comment.

Poor straw man. He might die from that beating.
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What was Pauls question?
James
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Paul, I may be wasting my time on this because I know we aren`t going
to agree-and I think you know that too, which is maybe why you ask me
specfically. So I really don`t know whether my pastor is ordained or
not, but she is a fine woman of God. I read that There are almost
4,000 licensed and ordained women in the Assemblies of God.
In 1984, the Southern Baptist Convention adopted a resolution saying
the Bible "excludes women from pastoral leadership." Like many things
adopted by this Convention, the resolution was almost meaningless. In
a September 1993 meeting of the SBC Executive Committee, a measure to
expel congregations for ordaining women was rejected unanimously. The
Fall 1997 edition of Folio, the newsletter of Baptist Women in
Ministry, reported that there are 1,225 ordained Southern Baptist
women. Roughly 200 of the ordained women serve as pastors and
associate pastors.
You can deceide whether these verses excludes women or not.
Num. 11:29 And Moses said unto him, Enviest thou for my sake? would
God that all the LORD's people were prophets, and that the LORD would
put his spirit upon them!
Acts 10:34 Then Peter opened his mouth, and said, Of a truth I
Gal. 3:28 There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither bond nor
free, there is neither male nor female: for ye are all one in Christ
Jesus.
Romans 2:11 For there is no respect of persons with God.
Acts 2:4 And they were all filled with the Holy Ghost, and began to
speak with other tongues, as the Spirit gave them utterance.-(notce
the word ALL)
Acts 2:17 & 18 And it shall come to pass in the last days, saith God,
I will pour out of my Spirit upon all flesh: and your sons and your
daughters shall prophesy, and your young men shall see visions, and
18 And on my servants and on my handmaidens I will pour out in those
Now you surely will have questions about this post, but if so ask
someone else-you might ask Pastor Dan, I think he is very
knowledgeable. I hope I`ve helped and I hope I haven`t just wasted my
time because I have the feeling this is leading to a topic I do not
intend to post on AMGS.
James

Didn't really address the question to you. Just answered what my question
was to you.

Many times when the Bible says "ALL" as you point out it means men not women
and children. The Bible was written in a time that women were a little lower
than cattle and given the choice of which to save the husbands would many
times save the cattle and let the wife die - easier to replace in their
eyes.

Many women of the Old Testament had vital parts in the history of Judaism
and Christianity but I just don't see them going around preaching like, oh,
let's say Paul, Peter, Barnabas, etc.

They just were not called to do that type of thing.
I believe that there are many great women today - Annie Graham Lotz for
example who speak at inspirational rallies, dinners, etc. but she will tell
you herself that God did not call women to preach.

Anyway, you do your thing and I will do mine. I just will not violate what
the Bible says and "sit under the authority of a woman" in the pulpit.

[James Moore]

Post by Jr.

Post by James Moore

Post by James Moore

Post by G***@wmconnect.com

Post by Michael Stevens
way
Paula White is my favorite TV preacher and she is a woman.

Post by Michael Stevens
Thank You,
Michael

And where in the Bible does it mention ordaining women as preachers?
Women can speak but should not preach.

Yeah.... Let's keep them barefoot and pregnant. God forbid they could
ever vote. We'll keep them in the nursery, let them rock the babies,
but for goodness sake, don't let them utter a word that might lead
someone to Jesus. Since they don't posess a p***s, they aren't
suitable to proclaim the word of God.
. . . . and for those of you that don't understand and appreciate
sarcasm, don't even attempt to respond to my comment.

Poor straw man. He might die from that beating.
You didn't answer Paul's question.- Hide quoted text -
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What was Pauls question?
James
And where in the Bible does it mention ordaining women as preachers?-
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Paul, I may be wasting my time on this because I know we aren`t going
to agree-and I think you know that too, which is maybe why you ask me
specfically. So I really don`t know whether my pastor is ordained or
not, but she is a fine woman of God. I read that There are almost
4,000 licensed and ordained women in the Assemblies of God.
In 1984, the Southern Baptist Convention adopted a resolution saying
the Bible "excludes women from pastoral leadership." Like many things
adopted by this Convention, the resolution was almost meaningless. In
a September 1993 meeting of the SBC Executive Committee, a measure to
expel congregations for ordaining women was rejected unanimously. The
Fall 1997 edition of Folio, the newsletter of Baptist Women in
Ministry, reported that there are 1,225 ordained Southern Baptist
women. Roughly 200 of the ordained women serve as pastors and
associate pastors.
You can deceide whether these verses excludes women or not.
Num. 11:29  And Moses said unto him, Enviest thou for my sake? would
God that all the LORD's people were prophets, and that the LORD would
put his spirit upon them!
Acts 10:34  Then Peter opened his mouth, and said, Of a truth I
Gal. 3:28 There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither bond nor
free, there is neither male nor female: for ye are all one in Christ
Jesus.
Romans 2:11 For there is no respect of persons with God.
Acts 2:4  And they were all filled with the Holy Ghost, and began to
speak with other tongues, as the Spirit gave them utterance.-(notce
the word ALL)
Acts 2:17 & 18  And it shall come to pass in the last days, saith God,
I will pour out of my Spirit upon all flesh: and your sons and your
daughters shall prophesy, and your young men shall see visions, and
18 And on my servants and on my handmaidens I will pour out in those
Now you surely will have questions about this post, but if so ask
someone else-you might ask Pastor Dan, I think he is very
knowledgeable. I hope I`ve helped and I hope I haven`t just wasted my
time because I have the feeling this is leading to a topic I do not
intend to post on AMGS.
James

Didn't really address the question to you. Just answered what my question
was to you.
Many times when the Bible says "ALL" as you point out it means men not women
and children. The Bible was written in a time that women were a little lower
than cattle and given the choice of which to save the husbands would many
times save the cattle and let the wife die - easier to replace in their
eyes.
Many women of the Old Testament had vital parts in the history of Judaism
and Christianity but I just don't see them going around preaching like, oh,
let's say Paul, Peter, Barnabas, etc.
They just were not called to do that type of thing.
I believe that there are many great women today - Annie Graham Lotz for
example who speak at inspirational rallies, dinners, etc. but she will tell
you herself that God did not call women to preach.
Anyway, you do your thing and I will do mine. I just will not violate what
the Bible says and "sit under the authority of a woman" in the pulpit.- Hide quoted text -
- Show quoted text -

Oh I sorry Paul if I replied to a post you had directed to someone
else. When you said (James) I couldn`t think of anyone else named
James on our NG. BTW which James did you mean?

[Jr.]

Post by Jr.

Post by James Moore

Post by James Moore

Post by G***@wmconnect.com

Post by Michael Stevens
way
Paula White is my favorite TV preacher and she is a woman.

Post by Michael Stevens
Thank You,
Michael

And where in the Bible does it mention ordaining women as preachers?
Women can speak but should not preach.

Yeah.... Let's keep them barefoot and pregnant. God forbid they could
ever vote. We'll keep them in the nursery, let them rock the babies,
but for goodness sake, don't let them utter a word that might lead
someone to Jesus. Since they don't posess a p***s, they aren't
suitable to proclaim the word of God.
. . . . and for those of you that don't understand and appreciate
sarcasm, don't even attempt to respond to my comment.

Poor straw man. He might die from that beating.
You didn't answer Paul's question.- Hide quoted text -
- Show quoted text -

What was Pauls question?
James
And where in the Bible does it mention ordaining women as preachers?-
Hide quoted text -
- Show quoted text -

Paul, I may be wasting my time on this because I know we aren`t going
to agree-and I think you know that too, which is maybe why you ask me
specfically. So I really don`t know whether my pastor is ordained or
not, but she is a fine woman of God. I read that There are almost
4,000 licensed and ordained women in the Assemblies of God.
In 1984, the Southern Baptist Convention adopted a resolution saying
the Bible "excludes women from pastoral leadership." Like many things
adopted by this Convention, the resolution was almost meaningless. In
a September 1993 meeting of the SBC Executive Committee, a measure to
expel congregations for ordaining women was rejected unanimously. The
Fall 1997 edition of Folio, the newsletter of Baptist Women in
Ministry, reported that there are 1,225 ordained Southern Baptist
women. Roughly 200 of the ordained women serve as pastors and
associate pastors.
You can deceide whether these verses excludes women or not.
Num. 11:29 And Moses said unto him, Enviest thou for my sake? would
God that all the LORD's people were prophets, and that the LORD would
put his spirit upon them!
Acts 10:34 Then Peter opened his mouth, and said, Of a truth I
Gal. 3:28 There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither bond nor
free, there is neither male nor female: for ye are all one in Christ
Jesus.
Romans 2:11 For there is no respect of persons with God.
Acts 2:4 And they were all filled with the Holy Ghost, and began to
speak with other tongues, as the Spirit gave them utterance.-(notce
the word ALL)
Acts 2:17 & 18 And it shall come to pass in the last days, saith God,
I will pour out of my Spirit upon all flesh: and your sons and your
daughters shall prophesy, and your young men shall see visions, and
18 And on my servants and on my handmaidens I will pour out in those
Now you surely will have questions about this post, but if so ask
someone else-you might ask Pastor Dan, I think he is very
knowledgeable. I hope I`ve helped and I hope I haven`t just wasted my
time because I have the feeling this is leading to a topic I do not
intend to post on AMGS.
James

Didn't really address the question to you. Just answered what my question
was to you.
Many times when the Bible says "ALL" as you point out it means men not women
and children. The Bible was written in a time that women were a little lower
than cattle and given the choice of which to save the husbands would many
times save the cattle and let the wife die - easier to replace in their
eyes.
Many women of the Old Testament had vital parts in the history of Judaism
and Christianity but I just don't see them going around preaching like, oh,
let's say Paul, Peter, Barnabas, etc.
They just were not called to do that type of thing.
I believe that there are many great women today - Annie Graham Lotz for
example who speak at inspirational rallies, dinners, etc. but she will tell
you herself that God did not call women to preach.
Anyway, you do your thing and I will do mine. I just will not violate what
the Bible says and "sit under the authority of a woman" in the pulpit.- Hide quoted text -
- Show quoted text -

Oh I sorry Paul if I replied to a post you had directed to someone
else. When you said (James) I couldn`t think of anyone else named
James on our NG. BTW which James did you mean?

Actually, the "James" was at the end of your last post. If you sign them
like that it can get confusing.
I didn't erase you name to answer the question of what my question was. (wow
is that confusing)

[James Moore]

Post by James Moore

Post by Jr.

Post by James Moore

Post by James Moore

Post by G***@wmconnect.com

Post by Michael Stevens
way
Paula White is my favorite TV preacher and she is a woman.

Post by Michael Stevens
Thank You,
Michael

And where in the Bible does it mention ordaining women as preachers?
Women can speak but should not preach.

Yeah.... Let's keep them barefoot and pregnant. God forbid they could
ever vote. We'll keep them in the nursery, let them rock the babies,
but for goodness sake, don't let them utter a word that might lead
someone to Jesus. Since they don't posess a p***s, they aren't
suitable to proclaim the word of God.
. . . . and for those of you that don't understand and appreciate
sarcasm, don't even attempt to respond to my comment.

Poor straw man. He might die from that beating.
You didn't answer Paul's question.- Hide quoted text -
- Show quoted text -

What was Pauls question?
James
And where in the Bible does it mention ordaining women as preachers?-
Hide quoted text -
- Show quoted text -

Paul, I may be wasting my time on this because I know we aren`t going
to agree-and I think you know that too, which is maybe why you ask me
specfically. So I really don`t know whether my pastor is ordained or
not, but she is a fine woman of God. I read that There are almost
4,000 licensed and ordained women in the Assemblies of God.
In 1984, the Southern Baptist Convention adopted a resolution saying
the Bible "excludes women from pastoral leadership." Like many things
adopted by this Convention, the resolution was almost meaningless. In
a September 1993 meeting of the SBC Executive Committee, a measure to
expel congregations for ordaining women was rejected unanimously. The
Fall 1997 edition of Folio, the newsletter of Baptist Women in
Ministry, reported that there are 1,225 ordained Southern Baptist
women. Roughly 200 of the ordained women serve as pastors and
associate pastors.
You can deceide whether these verses excludes women or not.
Num. 11:29 And Moses said unto him, Enviest thou for my sake? would
God that all the LORD's people were prophets, and that the LORD would
put his spirit upon them!
Acts 10:34 Then Peter opened his mouth, and said, Of a truth I
Gal. 3:28 There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither bond nor
free, there is neither male nor female: for ye are all one in Christ
Jesus.
Romans 2:11 For there is no respect of persons with God.
Acts 2:4 And they were all filled with the Holy Ghost, and began to
speak with other tongues, as the Spirit gave them utterance.-(notce
the word ALL)
Acts 2:17 & 18 And it shall come to pass in the last days, saith God,
I will pour out of my Spirit upon all flesh: and your sons and your
daughters shall prophesy, and your young men shall see visions, and
18 And on my servants and on my handmaidens I will pour out in those
Now you surely will have questions about this post, but if so ask
someone else-you might ask Pastor Dan, I think he is very
knowledgeable. I hope I`ve helped and I hope I haven`t just wasted my
time because I have the feeling this is leading to a topic I do not
intend to post on AMGS.
James

Didn't really address the question to you. Just answered what my question
was to you.
Many times when the Bible says "ALL" as you point out it means men not women
and children. The Bible was written in a time that women were a little lower
than cattle and given the choice of which to save the husbands would many
times save the cattle and let the wife die - easier to replace in their
eyes.
Many women of the Old Testament had vital parts in the history of Judaism
and Christianity but I just don't see them going around preaching like, oh,
let's say Paul, Peter, Barnabas, etc.
They just were not called to do that type of thing.
I believe that there are many great women today - Annie Graham Lotz for
example who speak at inspirational rallies, dinners, etc. but she will tell
you herself that God did not call women to preach.
Anyway, you do your thing and I will do mine. I just will not violate what
the Bible says and "sit under the authority of a woman" in the pulpit.-
Hide quoted text -
- Show quoted text -

Oh I sorry Paul if I replied to a post you had directed to someone
else. When you said (James) I couldn`t think  of anyone else named
James on our NG. BTW which James did you mean?
Actually, the "James" was at the end of your last post. If you sign them
like that it can get confusing.
I didn't erase you name to answer the question of what my question was. (wow
is that confusing)- Hide quoted text -
- Show quoted text -

Ok, I understand now Paul, yes I agree that can be confusing.

James

[Willy]

Post by Michael Stevens
Paula White is my favorite TV preacher and she is a woman.

Post by Michael Stevens
Thank You,
Michael

And where in the Bible does it mention ordaining women as preachers?
Women can speak but should not preach.

Yeah.... Let's keep them barefoot and pregnant. God forbid they could
ever vote. We'll keep them in the nursery, let them rock the babies,
but for goodness sake, don't let them utter a word that might lead
someone to Jesus. Since they don't posess a p***s, they aren't
suitable to proclaim the word of God.

. . . . and for those of you that don't understand and appreciate
sarcasm, don't even attempt to respond to my comment.

Hey, it's still this way in Iraq and Iran, and look what a wonderful place
that is!!! Heaven on earth I'd say.

You're right, let's never give consideration to the fact that the Bible is
almost exclusively male dominant... but of course, that has "nothing" to do
with how society was at that time - rather a literal translation which
SURELY must be how God wants it!!!!

And as you said, if you "miss my sarcasm'..... lol

Willy

[G***@wmconnect.com]

Post by Michael Stevens
Paula White is my favorite TV preacher and she is a woman.

Post by Michael Stevens
Thank You,
Michael

And where in the Bible does it mention ordaining women as preachers?
Women can speak but should not preach.

Yeah.... Let's keep them barefoot and pregnant.  God forbid they could
ever vote.  We'll keep them in the nursery, let them rock the babies,
but for goodness sake, don't let them utter a word that might lead
someone to Jesus.  Since they don't posess a p***s, they aren't
suitable to proclaim the word of God.
 . . . . and for those of you that don't understand and appreciate
sarcasm, don't even attempt to respond to my comment.
Hey, it's still this way in Iraq and Iran, and look what a wonderful place
that is!!!  Heaven on earth I'd say.
You're right, let's never give consideration to the fact that the Bible is
almost exclusively male dominant...  but of course, that has "nothing" to do
with how society was at that time - rather a literal translation which
SURELY must be how God wants it!!!!
And as you said, if you "miss my sarcasm'.....   lol
Willy

OK, I'm not gonna argue, but I do want to make a point. Nobody is even
attempting to answer Paul's question except for James Moore. Where in
the Bible does it mention ordaining women as preachers? Instead of
trying to prove Paul(both Slopak and the Apostle) wrong from
Scripture, I see some of you building a straw men of sarcasm. Women's
role in society is not the issue raised.

I'm a Kentucky Wildcats basketball fan. Let's say that I go to Coach
Gillispie and tell him that I want to play center for the Cats next
year and Billy says that chubby, short 38 year olds need not apply. I
don't meet his qualifications. Coach decides who does what on his team
and he says I can't play center. He didn't say that I can't be his
assistant coach, director of basketball operations or equipment
manager. He didn't say that I couldn't be President of the University
or athletic director(aka his bosses). For that matter, he didn't say
that I couldn't vote, leave the house or wear shoes. He didn't say
that that I was a second class citizen. I wrongfully might infer those
things, but all that he said is that I didn't meet his qualifications
to play center for his basketball team.

I think some of you are inferring that those of us who don't think
that the Bible teaches the ordination of women feel that women are to
be subservient. I can only speak for myself; I'm not going to make
snap judgements about anyone else based on one newsgroup post. No, I
would not be a member of a church with a female pastor. On the other
hand, I have worked with female co-workers and for female supervisors.
I have voted for female candiates at all levels of government. Several
of my best teachers and college professors have been female. Just
because someone isn't qualified to pastor or preach doesn't make them
subhuman. I'm not qualified to be ordained at this point in my life,
so I certainly wouldn't say that.

Please don't judge somebody as a caveman because of one of their
Bible doctrines. There are some people with my position who regard
women as personal property. I'm not one of them and I find that
attitude despicable. But I'm only responsible for and only speak for
myself. I also know many wonderful Christians who disagree with me,
but they are still my friends.

That's all I'm saying about the subject.

[David Bruce Murray]

Great job, Grigsby. I agree 100%. It's a major leap to go from one point
that a person believes because the bible says so to a point where they want
women to be like property rather than equal human beings. I think this
biblical instruction was not a move to keep women down. If it was, the
demotion of women would be encouraged in other areas as well.

Instead, the bible instructs men to love their wives in the same manner that
Christ loved the church...being willing to die for them, in other words. If
a person dismisses the instruction that women shouldn't preach as a
reflection of society's standards in the first century, then it's mighty odd
that the bible instructed that women should be valued in so highly by their
husbands. Someone mentioned that women were more like possessions in those
days. The bible singled out wives to be loved based on the highest example
possible, though...so I think the bible was there to correct society's
prevailingly wrong tendencies.

David Bruce Murray

[David Bruce Murray]

Post by David Bruce Murray
possible, though...so I think the bible was there to correct society's
prevailingly wrong tendencies.

Well...obviously, I don't think the bible was "there" in the first century.
It was assembled later. I should have said that I think one reason the
biblical books were written was to help correct what was wrong in that
time...not merely reflect the values of that time.

David Bruce Murray

[Michael Stevens]

I do not see even the slightest bit how being a female emcee is close to
being a female preacher.I've never heard her preach.Sure,she has
testified,but being a christian I expect her to testify. I personally
would rather hear a female emcee if it's a mixed group. I'd much rather
hear Peg emcee The McKameys than Rueben,but then again she has plenty to
say on stage.The McKameys are by far the classiest group today in my
opinion.Sorry to get off te subject,but Carol McKamey Woodard is the
best female vocalist in SGM ever in my opinion.She has them all beat.
Thank You,
Michael

[G***@wmconnect.com]

Post by Michael Stevens
I do not see even the slightest bit how being a female emcee is close to
being a female preacher.I've never heard her preach.Sure,she has
testified,but being a christian  I expect her to testify. I personally
would rather hear a female emcee if it's a mixed group. I'd much rather
hear Peg emcee The McKameys than Rueben,but then again she has plenty to
say on stage.The McKameys are by far the classiest group today in my
opinion.Sorry to get off te subject,but Carol McKamey Woodard is the
best female vocalist in SGM ever in my opinion.She has them all beat.
Thank You,
Michael

Sorry, I'd rather groups sing than hear a woman talk. If I wanted to
hear a woman talk all evening, I'd get married. :-)

Guess I'm just a male chauvinist pig that way. :-)

[James Moore]

Post by G***@wmconnect.com

Post by Michael Stevens
I do not see even the slightest bit how being a female emcee is close to
being a female preacher.I've never heard her preach.Sure,she has
testified,but being a christian  I expect her to testify. I personally
would rather hear a female emcee if it's a mixed group. I'd much rather
hear Peg emcee The McKameys than Rueben,but then again she has plenty to
say on stage.The McKameys are by far the classiest group today in my
opinion.Sorry to get off te subject,but Carol McKamey Woodard is the
best female vocalist in SGM ever in my opinion.She has them all beat.
Thank You,
Michael

Sorry, I'd rather groups sing than hear a woman talk. If I wanted to
hear a woman talk all evening, I'd get married. :-)
Guess I'm just a male chauvinist pig that way. :-)

Clarence, I heard a christian comedian say he ask his wife "why do
women have to talk twice as much as men" and she said "because we have
to repeat everything we say."-lol

[G***@wmconnect.com]

Post by G***@wmconnect.com

Post by Michael Stevens
I do not see even the slightest bit how being a female emcee is close to
being a female preacher.I've never heard her preach.Sure,she has
testified,but being a christian  I expect her to testify. I personally
would rather hear a female emcee if it's a mixed group. I'd much rather
hear Peg emcee The McKameys than Rueben,but then again she has plenty to
say on stage.The McKameys are by far the classiest group today in my
opinion.Sorry to get off te subject,but Carol McKamey Woodard is the
best female vocalist in SGM ever in my opinion.She has them all beat.
Thank You,
Michael

Sorry, I'd rather groups sing than hear a woman talk. If I wanted to
hear a woman talk all evening, I'd get married. :-)
Guess I'm just a male chauvinist pig that way. :-)

Clarence, I heard a  christian comedian say he ask his wife "why do
women have to talk twice as much as men" and she said "because we have
to repeat everything we say."-lol- Hide quoted text -
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Did you say something, James? LOL!

[David Bruce Murray]

Post by James Moore
Clarence, I heard a christian comedian say he ask his wife "why do
women have to talk twice as much as men" and she said "because we have
to repeat everything we say."-lol

You left off the punch line. After his wife told him that, he said, "What?"

David Bruce Murray

[James Moore]

On Mar 21, 10:18 am, "David Bruce Murray"

Post by David Bruce Murray

Clarence, I heard a  christian comedian say he ask his wife "why do
women have to talk twice as much as men" and she said "because we have
to repeat everything

we say."-lol

Post by David Bruce Murray
You left off the punch line. After his wife told him that, he said, "What?"
David Bruce Murray

No it there David- I heard a christian comedian say he ask his wife
"why do

Post by David Bruce Murray

women have to talk twice as much as men" and she said "because we have
to repeat everything we say."-lol

[Jim Ferguson]

"James Moore" <***@gmail.com> wrote in message news:41bc4ffb-0d28-4750-a03d-***@a70g2000hsh.googlegroups.com...
On Mar 21, 10:18 am, "David Bruce Murray"

Post by David Bruce Murray

Clarence, I heard a christian comedian say he ask his wife "why do
women have to talk twice as much as men" and she said "because we have
to repeat everything

we say."-lol

Post by David Bruce Murray
You left off the punch line. After his wife told him that, he said, "What?"
David Bruce Murray

No it there David- I heard a christian comedian say he ask his wife
"why do

Post by David Bruce Murray

women have to talk twice as much as men" and she said "because we have
to repeat everything we say."-lol

I really don't think he got it, David.
JF

[James Moore]

Post by Jim Ferguson
On Mar 21, 10:18 am, "David Bruce Murray"

Post by David Bruce Murray

Clarence, I heard a christian comedian say he ask his wife "why do
women have to talk twice as much as men" and she said "because we have
to repeat everything

we say."-lol

Post by David Bruce Murray
You left off the punch line. After his wife told him that, he said, "What?"
David Bruce Murray

No it there David- I heard a  christian comedian say he ask his wife
"why do

Post by David Bruce Murray

women have to talk twice as much as men" and she said "because we have
to repeat everything we say."-lol

I really don't think he got it, David.
JF

O BRILLIANT AND PERFECT ONE EXPLAIN IT IF YOU`RE ABLE.

[Jim Ferguson]

Post by Jim Ferguson
On Mar 21, 10:18 am, "David Bruce Murray"

Post by David Bruce Murray

Clarence, I heard a christian comedian say he ask his wife "why do
women have to talk twice as much as men" and she said "because we have
to repeat everything

we say."-lol

Post by David Bruce Murray
You left off the punch line. After his wife told him that, he said, "What?"
David Bruce Murray

No it there David- I heard a christian comedian say he ask his wife
"why do

Post by David Bruce Murray

women have to talk twice as much as men" and she said "because we have
to repeat everything we say."-lol

I really don't think he got it, David.
JF

O BRILLIANT AND PERFECT ONE EXPLAIN IT IF YOU`RE ABLE.

Oh well, there's an old saying, "if you have to explain the punch-line of a
joke" don't bother, it ain't funny anymore.
JF

[James Moore]

Post by James Moore

Post by Jim Ferguson
On Mar 21, 10:18 am, "David Bruce Murray"

Post by David Bruce Murray

Clarence, I heard a christian comedian say he ask his wife "why do
women have to talk twice as much as men" and she said "because we have
to repeat everything

we say."-lol

Post by David Bruce Murray
You left off the punch line. After his wife told him that, he said, "What?"
David Bruce Murray

No it there David- I heard a christian comedian say he ask his wife
"why do

Post by David Bruce Murray

women have to talk twice as much as men" and she said "because we have
to repeat everything we say."-lol

I really don't think he got it, David.
JF

O BRILLIANT AND PERFECT ONE EXPLAIN IT IF YOU`RE ABLE.
Oh well, there's an old saying, "if you have to explain the punch-line of a
joke" don't bother, it ain't funny anymore.
JF- Hide quoted text -
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I see you can`t-but don`t worry I think you`ll be alright someday.

James

[G***@wmconnect.com]

Post by Jim Ferguson
On Mar 21, 10:18 am, "David Bruce Murray"

Post by David Bruce Murray

Clarence, I heard a christian comedian say he ask his wife "why do
women have to talk twice as much as men" and she said "because we have
to repeat everything

we say."-lol

Post by David Bruce Murray
You left off the punch line. After his wife told him that, he said, "What?"
David Bruce Murray

No it there David- I heard a  christian comedian say he ask his wife
"why do

Post by David Bruce Murray

women have to talk twice as much as men" and she said "because we have
to repeat everything we say."-lol

I really don't think he got it, David.
JF

O BRILLIANT AND PERFECT ONE EXPLAIN IT IF YOU`RE ABLE.- Hide quoted text -
- Show quoted text -

Aw, shucks. I'm not perfect, just brilliant.

You were talking to me, weren't you? If you think anyone else on here
is brilliant, it will hurt what few feelings that I have.

LOL!

[Jim Ferguson]

...

Post by James Moore

Post by David Bruce Murray

Clarence, I heard a christian comedian say he ask his wife "why do
women have to talk twice as much as men" and she said "because we have
to repeat everything

we say."-lol

Post by David Bruce Murray
You left off the punch line. After his wife told him that, he said, "What?"
David Bruce Murray

No it there David- I heard a christian comedian say he ask his wife
"why do

Post by David Bruce Murray

women have to talk twice as much as men" and she said "because we have
to repeat everything we say."-lol

I really don't think he got it, David.
JF

O BRILLIANT AND PERFECT ONE EXPLAIN IT IF YOU`RE ABLE.- Hide quoted text -
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Aw, shucks. I'm not perfect, just brilliant.

You were talking to me, weren't you? If you think anyone else on here
is brilliant, it will hurt what few feelings that I have.

LOL!

WHAT? <g>
JF

[David Bruce Murray]

Post by Jim Ferguson
I really don't think he got it, David.
JF

What?

David Bruce Murray

[Jim Ferguson]

Post by David Bruce Murray

Post by Jim Ferguson
I really don't think he got it, David.
JF

What?
David Bruce Murray

I really don't think he got it, David!
JF

[Inquirer]

On Mar 17, 7:58 pm, "David Bruce Murray"

Post by David Bruce Murray

Post by Michael Stevens
Does anyone know if Sonya Isaacs is married?

She was married to Tim Surrett, but they have divorced.
Clarence Grigsby, David Stuart and me have submitted applications for the
position, but so far she hasn't returned any of our phone calls.
David Bruce Murray

This shows that Sonya is a woman of taste and discernment.:-)

[David Bruce Murray]

Post by Inquirer
On Mar 17, 7:58 pm, "David Bruce Murray"

Post by David Bruce Murray
Clarence Grigsby, David Stuart and me have submitted applications for the
position, but so far she hasn't returned any of our phone calls.
David Bruce Murray

This shows that Sonya is a woman of taste and discernment.:-)

Ignored your phone calls, too, did she?

David Bruce Murray

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On Mar 21, 8:17 am, "David Bruce Murray"

Post by David Bruce Murray

Post by Inquirer
On Mar 17, 7:58 pm, "David Bruce Murray"

Post by David Bruce Murray
Clarence Grigsby, David Stuart and me have submitted applications for the
position, but so far she hasn't returned any of our phone calls.
David Bruce Murray

This shows that Sonya is a woman of taste and discernment.:-)

Ignored your phone calls, too, did she?
David Bruce Murray

If this is the same Inquirer that I'm thinking of, maybe Sonya just
isn't a Couriers fan. :-)

[Inquirer]

On Mar 21, 8:17 am, "David Bruce Murray"

Post by David Bruce Murray

Post by Inquirer
On Mar 17, 7:58 pm, "David Bruce Murray"

Post by David Bruce Murray
Clarence Grigsby, David Stuart and me have submitted applications for the
position, but so far she hasn't returned any of our phone calls.
David Bruce Murray

This shows that Sonya is a woman of taste and discernment.:-)

Ignored your phone calls, too, did she?
David Bruce Murray

If this is the same Inquirer that I'm thinking of, maybe Sonya just
isn't a Couriers fan. :-)

Actually Clarence, I forgot to ask her that when I saw her three
months ago.:-)
As for David's question, I think that's just his overactive
imagination at work once again. :P